Procrastination

MOM: Hazel! Do your math homework! Stop procrastinating. 
ME: Mom, I'm not procrastinating. I'm proactively delaying the implementation of the energy-intensive phase of the project until the enthusiasm factor is at its maximum effectiveness. (Thank you google.)

Teachers constantly pick on me. It's quite annoying. I have to keep explaining myself.


TEACHER: Hazel, where is your science assignment?
ME: I am so sorry, but there wasn't enough time given for me to fully procrastinate. I cannot work under those short-time-period conditions. *smiles*
TEACHER: How do you expect to get into colleges? You simply can't procrastinate that.
ME: Oh, you foolish thing. Haha, it's very simple. I plan to apply one year early, but I procrastinate and I miss the deadline. So, I simply apply for the year after. I'm not a year early, nor a year late - perfecto!
TEACHER: You're a very funny child, Hazel. You may go back to your seat.

Ahh, how I love procrastinating.